A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Bakers only trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Sign outside a travel agency offering vacations to Hawaii: “Here today, gone to
Does a frustrated magician pull his hare out?
Bil Keane (1922-2011), the cartoonist who created the long-running daily comic strip The Family Circus was also an unrepentant punster. During the 1960's he authored a one-panel feature called Sideshow (so named because it often appeared next to the Sunday version of Circus). Below are a few samples from Jest In Pun, a collection of Sideshow cartoons published in 1966: